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(3:46am)

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

(3:18am)
dogsco-pilot:

oh-kitten:

crying 

How is that turtle moving that fast? 330,087 notesReblog

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(2:21am)

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(1:53am)

(1:25am)

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(12:56am)

(12:28am)

systemofadowny:

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

I should never of posted this 

(11:32pm)
  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know
(11:03pm)